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If your TTRPG group is anything like mine, you spend a lot of time in pubs, and everyone's tired of going to the Red Lion and interacting with Dave the normal human commoner bartender, drinking ale, eating stew, and maybe getting into a bar fight. So here's another fifty alternative pubs to go to, arranged in a handy spreadsheet with ratings out of five for comfort, the quality of the beer, and the quality of the food; whether you can get a bed for the night or a bar brawl; and a quick description or a handy fact.

The titular Ride to Nowhere, for instance, has five-star beer, but one star for comfort, and one for food, and definitely no beds, but you can get into a fight if you want to - and sometimes if you definitely don't want to.

NameComfortBeerFoodBedFight
The Ride to Nowhere 1 5 1 No Yes Literally just a table in a dirty brickyard, with a single keg behind it. It’s never the same beer twice, but always amazing. If you really want something to eat, there’s day-old bread.


The included PDF has a few more suggestions for how to use the spreadsheet, and there's a second sheet with a set of d6 tables you can use to generate a memorable innkeeper.  [SFX: 5d6 clatter] 33134... it's run by a sly androgynous ex-farmer, splendidly fat with a lovely vibrant voice, who left the farm after a disabling accident.

Have fun, and don't drink the beer at the Bee & Cudgel!

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Ride to Nowhere.ods 18 kB
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